I come from the net systems peoples and
cities to this place mainframe
my format garden
to mend and defend to defend my newfound
friend their hopes and dreams to defend
them from their enemies
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they say the user lives outside the net
and inputs games for pleasure no one
knows for sure but I intend to find out
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the bar way to the bar okay who else
the Mitchell came late as usual also the
download from first national database
called awaiting your imprint you're late
for a board meeting and nation ship
industry and you miss your flight
effector one one zero one
where are those two when I get my hands
on them up ah there they are
I was willing over there was my boss
here Ben banks loop-the-loop
straightaways and remember that wipeout
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hey Doc what's processing yeah you okay
where have you two been
we just stopped off to do a little
surfing on our way back from school
circuit racing that wasn't on the
schedule come on dot it doesn't hurt for
Enzo to have a little fun you remember
fun don't she'd uh doesn't hurt Bob I
was supposed to take answered with
ancient language class milliseconds ago
now we're so late that my entire
schedule is all family
oh you have your whole life planned out
why you probably know where you're going
to be at ten thousand thirty that would
be the input-output conference in Sector
one see you've got to take time to smell
the Daisy wheel I'd love to Bob but
right now Enzo and I are late ancient
languages mega boring COBOL Fortran
they're dinosaurs well they may be
dinosaurs Enzo but you never know when
they might come in handy it's always
better to be prepared that's your
problem dot you need to be more like me
taking things as they come
learning to do things on the fly living
on the edge problem are you saying I
have a problem yeah I guess I am all
those plans and schedules they're not
good for a little kid
what are you trying to do huh turn poor
Enzo into you totally pre-programmed
pre-programmed well at least he won't be
asked inconsiderate
randomest some people random guy died
chair willya no it's okay Enzo if your
big sister feels she knows it all
far be it for me to get in her way now
you're talking well dot then why don't
you put this on your schedule I'll kiss
on Mel before I step into this place
again fine by me
Bob thought you can only mean that you
get up little Bob Bob Bob who
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are you there
whoa Enzo does your sister know you're
calling me is it under schedule Oh care
I miss you Bob and sort of thought what
you want admit it fine who's gonna take
me get bowling or surgeries now I wish I
could Enzo but you heard that spending a
nanosecond with me could throw your
entire life out of whack Oh aren't you
ever coming back to the diner sorry but
I don't need doc or the diner nope not
me I've got so much going on that I
don't know where I'm gonna find the time
to get it all done
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I only call me on the mainframe party
line my name is Kay and in waiting to
hear from you now Mike having trouble
getting things done let's get organized
and lead you the garbage disposal for
the last time ends oh no I am not
calling him
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would you mind taking care of your bill
now
hair great care all right
I mean Oh No we better go Bob he's the
only one who can handle this boss did
you say Bob ha I think I can take care
of myself thank you
someone get that door
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would think someone just ago and you
thought I couldn't handle things without
what's his file name yeah Bob and Donna
both gone totally random I better do
something before someone gets hurt
oh you are gonna crash us all copy and
paste that we got a deal something dog
won't talk to Bob Bob will talk to dot
what can we do Oh God
got it Bob melee and mainframe we will
in will bulk it up will Bob Lee back to
the supercomputer wow we made
supercomputer how come this everyone now
listen it is said that broken friendship
is best mended by tragedy or apology Wow
alphanumeric deep uh what do you mean
exactly song I have no idea child but
you must ponder my words tragedy or
apology hmm
dude that might actually work
it's not healthy which engine what
is it
where are you it's megabytes it got to
me he told them he wanted their old men
to back up for a pop the design know
that your balls he's gotten to the bed
window sees him whoa
hang tough Enzo I'm coming ha ha b-ball
that was stunning smashing but that's
not a lot they all are feeling calm by
relying on our wall all right well
what's my motivation
do you think he's so forth do you think
he's coming
dad you were beautiful marvelous off the
set get megabyte back off
why is everyone's fiber tank Oh help me
God
and all right old man Pearson's hold on
little brother
I'm on my way
nice and tight boys perfect
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here they come
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it's better work what you doing here
me I'm here to rescue Enzo what about
you Enzo called me why don't you just
zip along now I've got things under
control here
oh really I'm surprised you could find
time in that busy schedule of yours to
save your own brother
well I'm surprised you were even
available I thought you'd be too busy
you know living on the edge huh brother
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people
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gay people any time now oh oh oh is that
so mr. supercomputer yeah it is miss
works too much
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and so are you okay no thanks to you -
well I would have been here sooner if
your sister wasn't such a me if you
weren't so basic so low-density oh it's
always me now isn't it look you're the
basic one don't call me mazing I think
you're about as basic as a cub I mean
why not a base up in the dictionary it's
you that I see them ow said broken
friendship is best mended by tragedy or
apology
astrology hmm
look it's time for Plan B me basic ha
low density hologram what for me thanks
who'd be sending me a fly a hologram by
hollow mark when you care enough to
protect the very best scent olive arc
it's so hard to say I'm sorry and keep
it harder to say I was wrong it's times
like me said I realize what a special
friend you are and how wrong I pin you
know there's nothing we can't do
together won't you accept my apology
won't you meet halfway
floating point at 40 matter
please dot you first no you talking
really finely
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again but I'm not worried mom I'm with
you and you're the best
hey you're no hack yourself doc no game
can stop a team like us yeah it's like
you said in your card there's nothing we
can't do together
my god
Oh
many girls with an average day here
preparation my card okay know that sweet
hollow mark you sent to apologize for
being such a creep me apologize to you
why in the motherboard when I do
something like that
screamin possibly because you were
acting like a dip switch fries today
were the one who said you were sorry me
beginning he fell off his Ocean's eleven
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[Applause]
maybe we should get ourselves out of the
game first argue later right
it's starship Alcatraz we need that
access heater great keep set the ship
for self-destruct this could be able to
talk now easy i squared we can use these
to capture the rapid come on it'll be
easy
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Oh easy unless you cut the main power
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auxilary power activated you got a cool
it Gameboy with the main power down now
all the prisoners are loose and the
users moving up the levels here toward
the escape time we should get the main
power back on first otherwise love
prisoners all over us and then go after
the user let me tell you Bob calm
thoughtful planning will win this game
not running around and jumping
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calm thoughtful planning I wish we had
time better get to that user now
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various
this way actually Bob I think this route
is quicker
three
danger self-destruction sequence
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don't use your PC you now oh really
I was going to try and reason with them
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he's not company oh please and I'm
just getting started
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clicking power
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I can't believe trapped in a stupid
bubble wait a minute Louisville glitch
pit go big destruction shot give me your
location I'll be right there
no the users moving too fast get that
name power back on I need to slow em
down
main power this thing's in turbo yet not
exactly my first language
I remember ancient languages who needs
oh ok ok so I'm a geek just tell me how
to get this thing online F slash 7/9 200
BL and don't forget to declare your
variables at the beginning just that
basic then go to 25 backslash T 30 31
then B / E flat V and watch those array
prizes /v initialize sequence begin
alright now here's the power bypass to
accessing an alternate route 2.5 thanks
Bob just returning the favor
looks like the users hitting up through
cellblock H you go right then up the
starboard corridor I'll slow down got it
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move doc we need that access key Oh mr.
user no more kid stuff what do you say
we take this game to a higher oh that's
got a smart
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hi
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you won't be getting very far without
this
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got running out of time hey we need a
plan a strategy crash the plan just get
down here now okay chase you and glitch
better be ready here I come
what do you mean here you come which
anything
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[Applause]
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looking for this destruction program
deactivated thank you and have a nice
day
well we did it nice work not so bad
yourself
oh yeah guess we'll be seeing you around
the diner a little more really you know
those are really some great moves in
there your response time was amazing you
might even say you were acting on the
fly living on the edge well I couldn't
have done it if you weren't always one
step ahead of the user it was like you
had a plan all along
might as well forget about Bob and dot
we're talking split-screen City with
those two interface faulty incompatible
I went unmerged why they couldn't I'm
Sheriff you I don't think so fob that
was some pretty heavy keyboard action
you were laying down Bob dot
hey why do you do think you're going
into the diner want to join us no no dot
it was you you were the one that saved
our bidness Hey think again mister if it
wasn't for you down in
man thank you box those two are hopeless
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